The real story:
A guy had been fishing Salt Fork and around 2:00 a.m. he had finally caught is 6th fish to complete his limit. Just as he is about to leave, he hears a thundering yell like he has never heard before. Shaking, he turns on his flashlight only to see an 8 foot bigfoot within only 50 yards of him. The man takes of running and doesn't return for the cooler of fish. He doesn't dare mention it on this site for fear of being harassed for not only wasting fish but for not practicing catch and release of large fish and also for claiming he saw a bigfoot. In the end, bigfoot went to eat the fish but he was pissed because he prefers to eat 20" smallmouth instead.
So let's hear everyone else's best made up story on this cooler of fish. LOL