Try this method, catfish lovers will get a kick out of this: 
When handling catfish, the most secure hold is to grasp the head from behind and firmly impale the heel of your hand on the dorsal fin. Although this causes discomfort and serious infection, that fish will not escape.
I had to share, I thought that it was brilliantly funny!
This was in the May issue of Field & Stream. The article: Cutting-Edge Tips When to use a chainsaw on the water, and other valuable advice.
By: Bill Heavey.
It's a quick easy read full of satire fishing advice.
When handling catfish, the most secure hold is to grasp the head from behind and firmly impale the heel of your hand on the dorsal fin. Although this causes discomfort and serious infection, that fish will not escape.
I had to share, I thought that it was brilliantly funny!
This was in the May issue of Field & Stream. The article: Cutting-Edge Tips When to use a chainsaw on the water, and other valuable advice.
By: Bill Heavey.
It's a quick easy read full of satire fishing advice.