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Hey Donkey.......

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#1 ·
Donkey,

after our phone call earlier i went along with your advice and i researched a few Aesops Fables.....

There are many morals that i can relate to, and many that remind me of you. As i stated earlier, i am still like the grasshopper and still lifting cushions on the couch hoping to place some spare change in my pockets. Unlike you, virgil, frank, and hippy, i was not like the ant and did not plan my winter.

By not planning correctly, i am here broke and hungry hoping that one of you nice (ants) will lend me some of your riches or break some bread for me.

While you are out fishing tonight, i am stuck at home reading fables as i have no money for gas to fill my boat and join the walleye hunt with you.

Just remember, with or without me this year in the derby, i will still be out there in spirit and rooting all my little ants on for a good derby finish.
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The Grasshopper and the Ant


ONE day in winter a hungry Grasshopper applied to an Ant for some
of the food which they had stored.

"Why," said the Ant, "did you not store up some food for yourself,
instead of singing all the time?"

"So I did," said the Grasshopper; "so I did; but you fellows broke
in and carried it all away."
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The Fisher and the Fished


A FISHERMAN who had caught a very small Fish was putting it in his
basket when it said:

"I pray you put me back into the stream, for I can be of no use to
you; the gods do not eat fish."

"But I am no god," said the Fisherman.

"True," said the Fish, "but as soon as Jupiter has heard of your
exploit, he will elevate you to the deitage. You are the only man
that ever caught a small fish."
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The Boasting Traveler


A MAN who had traveled in foreign lands boasted very much, on
returning to his own country, of the many wonderful and heroic
feats he had performed in the different places he had visited.
Among other things, he said that when he was at Rhodes he had
leaped to such a distance that no man of his day could leap
anywhere near him as to that, there were in Rhodes many persons
who saw him do it and whom he could call as witnesses. One of
the bystanders interrupted him, saying: "Now, my good man, if
this be all true there is no need of witnesses. Suppose this
to be Rhodes, and leap for us."


He who does a thing well does not need to boast
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The Sick Lion


A LION, unable from old age and infirmities to provide himself
with food by force, resolved to do so by artifice. He returned
to his den, and lying down there, pretended to be sick, taking
care that his sickness should be publicly known. The beasts
expressed their sorrow, and came one by one to his den, where the
Lion devoured them. After many of the beasts had thus
disappeared, the Fox discovered the trick and presenting himself
to the Lion, stood on the outside of the cave, at a respectful
distance, and asked him how he was. "I am very middling,"
replied the Lion, "but why do you stand without? Pray enter
within to talk with me." "No, thank you," said the Fox. "I
notice that there are many prints of feet entering your cave, but
I see no trace of any returning."


He is wise who is warned by the misfortunes of others.
 
#2 ·
And which one of us does this remind you of?:D

The Scorpion and the Frog

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,
the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown,
but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

Replies the scorpion: "Its my nature..."
 
#4 ·
And which one of us does this remind you of?:D

The Scorpion and the Frog

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,
the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown,
but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

Replies the scorpion: "Its my nature..."

donkey, at this time i do not have the answer you are looking for. I am to weak and feeble to carry a man of your statue on my back so i know i am not the frog. As for the scorpion, i am much to young to end my life by stinging a fellow fisherman. I must save my chance to "sting" someone who i consider a real rat.
 
#5 ·
I spoke with Virgil last night.He is still willing to hire you to wash and wax his boat.I have already paid my fee for the Fishcrazy Walleye Derby and even bought a few raffle tickets to help support the Derby.
You would do well to belly up to the bar and contact Virgil for work.There is no need to look under cushions for money when you could earn it doing honest labor.
When do the Coasties put their boats in at your station?One of the Harbor lights needs your attention.;)
 
#6 ·
I spoke with Virgil last night.He is still willing to hire you to wash and wax his boat.I have already paid my fee for the Fishcrazy Walleye Derby and even bought a few raffle tickets to help support the Derby.
You would do well to belly up to the bar and contact Virgil for work.There is no need to look under cushions for money when you could earn it doing honest labor.
When do the Coasties put their boats in at your station?One of the Harbor lights needs your attention.;)
donkey, i have a phone call into virgil now. Hopefully i can get another few dollars in my pocket as i currently have $12.79 saved up now for the derby. I hope to have my derby fee shortly, then i will be working on aquiring money for gas.

It appears as if i may not have enough extra cash to buy money for glo-sticks this year, PLEASE be extra careful around me as i can definitly not afford to purchase another tx-22 inline board.

As far as the boats, We are always ready at a moments notice donkey and are back to normal as i type this message. Shoot me a PM.
 
#8 · (Edited)
Have you two thought about starting a forum just for you?? Possibly some poetry readings would be in order.

Seriously George, we have an ad in the Plain Dealer under help wanted right now. We are accepting applications. Look under "GOT BEER?" in the food service section. My 1st brewery employee in 1995 was Chris Swaitek, another Coastie. Great Guy!

Chris