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You might be a red neck if...

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by atrkyhntr, Dec 5, 2004.

  1. park your boat on the porch think a quarterback is a refund ask your girlfriend to dance and she strips down to nothing and jumps up on the table think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 m.p.h

    ...your dog passes gas and you take the blame for it

    Anyone else want to add anything ??? :D
  2. OhioCatman

    OhioCatman "Rip some lip!"

    Yer wifes got less teeth than you do...........and shes only 23!

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