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Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by atrkyhntr, Jan 15, 2005.

  1. Marriage changes passion.
    Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

    I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
    So I said "Implants?"
    She hit me.
    How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

    Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school,
    but they can in prison?
    Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

    Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
    Why do you have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?

    Bumper sticker of the year:
    "If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier!!"
    Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
     
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