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Wrong again

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by bellyboater, Jan 20, 2009.

  1. Subject: Wrong again

    Why do we Americans have a knack for doing the wrong things some of the
    time
    and even in foreign lands!

    While traveling through the countryside in England a train
    was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking
    for a
    seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged,
    French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I
    have that
    seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular,
    "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." The
    Marine
    walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that
    dog.
    "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted,
    "Not only are
    you Americans rude, you are also arrogant, ignorant and intolerant!"

    The Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little
    dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat right down. The woman
    shrieked,
    "Someone must defend my honour! Put this American in his place!" An
    English
    gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans seem to have a
    penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong
    hand. You
    drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem
    to
    have thrown the wrong bitch out the window." (proper name for a female dog)
     
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