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Why you never question a drunk

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by camshaft, Jan 26, 2005.

  1. A woman was shopping at her local supermarket wher she selected:
    a half gallon of 2%milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romain lettuce, a 2lb can of coffee, and a 1 lb package of bacon.

    As she unloaded the items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "you must be single."

    The woman was a bit startled by his proclamation, but was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

    Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you are absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

    The drunk replied, "Cause your ugly!"