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Why men have dogs

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by DaleM, Jul 30, 2004.

  1. DaleM

    DaleM Original OGF Staff Member

    Why Men Have 2 Dogs and not 2 Wives




    Why Men Have Two Dogs and Not Two Wives:
    1. The later you are, the more excited they are to
    see
    you.

    2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other
    dogs.

    3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate
    it.

    4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another
    dog's
    name.

    5. A dog's disposition stays the same all month
    long.

    6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on
    the
    floor.

    7. A dog's parents never visit.

    8. Dogs do not hate their bodies.

    9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to
    get
    your point across.

    10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather
    than
    in your wallet or desk.

    11. Dogs seldom outlive you.

    12. Dogs can't talk.

    13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.

    14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're
    ready to
    go 24-hours a day.

    15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

    16. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

    17. Another man will seldom steal your dog (except
    in
    KY or TN).

    18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will
    happily play with both of you.

    19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask,
    "If I
    died would you get another dog?"

    20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay
    in
    your hotel room for free.

    21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the
    paper and give them away.

    22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it
    without calling you a pervert.

    23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.

    24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't
    get
    mad, they just think it's interesting.

    25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on
    running
    the heater.

    26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their
    lives.

    27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put
    to
    sleep.

    28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup
    truck.

    29. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or
    Neiman-Marcus.

    And, last but not least:

    30. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your
    stuff
     
  2. GREAT one Dale!!!!!
     

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