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who said blondes are dumb?

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by misfit, Sep 7, 2004.

  1. misfit

    misfit MOD SQUAD

    Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in
    jail,only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none
    of them can remember what they did the night before.

    The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is
    asked
    if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University and
    believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the
    innocent."
    They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately
    prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness and release her.



    The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I
    am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice
    to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and
    again,
    nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg
    for her forgiveness and release her.!



    The last one, a blond, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the
    University of Mississippi and just graduated with a degree in Electrical
    Engineering and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute
    nobody if you don't plug this thing in."