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Who Dey!

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by fishinjim, Oct 16, 2008.

  1. WHO DEY!!!

    The Ohio State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into
    Cincinnati.
    For the first offense, they give you two Cincinnati Bengals tickets. If
    you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

    Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    A. The Cincinnati Bengals

    Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and Billy Graham have in common?
    A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.


    Q. How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengals out of your yard?
    A. Put up goal post.

    Q. Where do you go in Cincinnati in case of a tornado?
    A. To Cincinnati Bengals Stadium-they never get a touchdown there!

    Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengals player with a Super Bowl ring?
    A. A thief.

    Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill?
    A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

    Q. What do the Bengals and opossums have in common?
    A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
     

  2. Too bad , they fit my Brownies too well.
     
  3. Best one I'd seen. Couple years ago there was a big billboard on 75 in Cincy advertising the Billy Graham Crusade. The caption was, "60,000 people praying, and it's not even a Bengals game". Cracks me up to this day thinking about that billboard.