What's in your favorite drink?

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Fish2day, Apr 2, 2008.

  1. Fish2day

    Fish2day member

    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. . and those who don't....

    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service
  2. I drink alot of beer and still told I'm full of S*%t........

    Go figure..