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what retired people do

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by truck, Apr 23, 2004.

  1. WHAT DO RETIRED PEOPLE DO?

    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
    days interesting. Thought you might like to see what happened to me last
    week.

    I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5
    minutes.
    When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket. I
    went
    up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He
    ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He
    glared
    at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I
    called
    him a piece of horse ****. He finished the second ticket and put it on
    the
    windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more
    tickets
    he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to
    have
    a little fun each day. It's important at my age.
     
  2. rockbass

    rockbass Banned

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    so that is where all those tickets came from???? kidding! good one though! :p
     

  3. Fishman

    Fishman Catch bait???

  4. Ruminator

    Ruminator TeamOGF

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    :D ;) Can you imagine what would go thru the cops mind at court when a stranger walks in?!:D :D
     
  5. DaleM

    DaleM Original OGF Staff Member

    I keep telling you guys don't mess with us retired guys. We have a lot of time to think up devious things to do. :D
     
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