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What If The Married And Had Kids?

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Worm Drowner, May 3, 2004.

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    Richard Simmons
    Tammy Faye Baker

    Their child would have tear ducts
    the size of a farm culverts.

    Barbara Streisand
    Danny Thomas

    There would be no kids.
    Their noses would prevent them from
    getting close enough for sperm transfer.

    Dolly Parton
    The kid would have large breasts no
    matter what the gender.
    Leonardo DeCaprio
    Jennifer Aniston

    No chance of reproducing a boy here.
    Not enough male hormones between the
    two of them.
    Micheal Douglas

    They wouldn't have kids.
    The urge to date them would be too

    Al Gore
    Janet Reno

    They wouldn't have to read the child
    bedtime stories, they could just bore
    the child to sleep.
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