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Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by britt, Jun 21, 2004.

  1. britt

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    A man goes to his doctor for a yearly check-up.
    After the physical, the doctor pronounces him to fit a fiddle.
    The man asks the doctor if he thinks he will make it to 90 like his father.
    The doctor says that it depends a lot on his life style.
    The man replies that he watches his diet-eating mosly bland foods. Also he said that he didn't fornicate, gamble, drive fast or engage in dangerous activities.
    The doctor looks at him and says "Whats your hurry-sounds to me like you're already there".