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Watch out for Granny

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by JBJ, Jan 8, 2005.

  1. JBJ


    This is a true story...

    An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad.

    The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into
    the back of the car and got into driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it
    dawned on her why.

    A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces
    farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police
    station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He
    pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.

    If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one!
  2. Never got that far but did get into the wrong car once. :eek: Lucky, the ownwer wasn't around. :D

  3. DaleM

    DaleM Original OGF Staff Member

    Tell them shorty, watch out for these old folks, they do some weird things. But remember we have the "I'm old" excuse. ;)
  4. sounds like something that may happen to catking with his age ;)