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Warning Beer Drinkers!

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by 2talltim, May 15, 2005.

  1. 2talltim

    2talltim Bubby wanna be

    -Sad news about beer-
    You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems
    irrefutable.
    Scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results of a recent
    analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested
    that men should carefully consider their beer consumption.
    The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test
    the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period.

    It was then observed that 100% of the men

    *gained weight
    *talked excessively without making sense
    *became overly emotional
    *couldn't drive
    *failed to think rationally
    *argued over nothing
    *refused to apologize when wrong
    *and had to sit down while urinating.

    No further testing is planned.
     
  2. flathunter

    flathunter Mellons mentor

    HAHAHAHAHAHA...So true!
     

  3. MY sides hurt after that one!!!!!
     
  4. sportsman05

    sportsman05 avid sportsman

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  5. sgofish

    sgofish AEP or Bust

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    :confused: With all the good Canadian Beer, why would they publish a result like that? It is as bit scary to think about.
     
  6. mrfishohio

    mrfishohio Recovering Fishaholic

    I think I have just about all but 2 of them since posting online all the time....I can still drive :D
    *gained weight
    *talked excessively without making sense
    *became overly emotional
    *couldn't drive
    *failed to think rationally
    *argued over nothing
    *refused to apologize when wrong
    *and had to sit down while urinating.
     
  7. dnm

    dnm

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    Rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!