Virus Warning !

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Fish2day, Apr 4, 2008.

  1. Fish2day

    Fish2day member

    The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a
    highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
    orally, by hand, and even electronically.
    This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If
    you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else
    via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out
    your private life completely.
    If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave
    the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and
    purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer
    Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
    Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
    from your system.
    You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If
    you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
    controlling your life.
  2. Toxic

    Toxic Defensor Fortis

    I got the disease WORK after I had "IOWEITUS". I got it right after I bought all my toys. So the warnings to late for me. I'm already infected :(