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Underwear Is Important!!

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by twistertail, May 16, 2005.

  1. Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
    your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story
    of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have
    their car break down in the parking lot.

    The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
    car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people
    near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
    protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his
    lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

    Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
    quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
    place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found
    herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

    The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead
     
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  2. misfit

    misfit MOD SQUAD

    ROTF :D :D
    where was her sign? :rolleyes:
     

  3. That one just about made my day.!!!
     
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