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Uncle Timbo the Derailer

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Lazy 8, Apr 15, 2017.

  1. Saugeye Tom

    Saugeye Tom River Pilgrim & Sojourner

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    SLICK 50 WAS THE BEST
     
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  2. Saugeye Tom

    Saugeye Tom River Pilgrim & Sojourner

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    STP THE RACERS EDGE:eek::eek::eek:
     
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  3. UFM82

    UFM82 The one others want to be

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    So there I was, standing next to a stepladder out in my garage. I felt pretty sad. You see:
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    I never knew my real ladder.
     
  4. I'm thinking putting the owl poo between them would be considered 'sliders' wouldn't it?

    That little twerp over in N. Korea is a spoiled little punk that's fixin to get his butt spanked and sent to his room.:mad:
     
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  5. Lewzer,
    The only oil you lose is what is in the filter. replace it and top it off.
     
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  6. What's the price of tea in China?
     
  7. Lazy 8

    Lazy 8 Uncle Timbo.....DeRailer For Hire

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    UFM82 - Gets kinda lonely out there on the farm hey?
    Quick H2O, the little cheesey twirp from NK better hope he doesn't get introduced to Mr. Carl Vinson or any of his distinguished friends.
     
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  8. He's gonna keep poking the hornets nest with the stick till he gets stung real good. Hopefully China will pull a few of his feathers to settle him down a bit. If not...it's gonna get ugly.

    Do Unicorns exist?
     
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  9. Yes Unicorns exist. What did you think Bigfoot rides.
     
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  10. the secret ingredient to slick 50 is one drop of owl poo per bottle. if you don't believe me you can ask lazy 8 or fast water, they'll back me up, LOL.
    sherman
     
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  11. what if an owl ate a black crappie? would it be even slicker?
     
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  12. that would probably be toooo slick to use in this time period. maybe sometime in the far off future in some far away galaxy it could be used for something.
    sherman
     
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  13. but it might be slicker than Tim!
     
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  14. UFM82

    UFM82 The one others want to be

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    So, if a fast-paced song was written about this subject matter, would it be an "up Tim-poo melody"?
     
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  15. what kind of poo would you get if you cross bred a black crappie with a wise old owl?????
    sherman
     
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  16. Specgrade

    Specgrade Wannabe Worm Drowner

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    Man, them brownies are good. Wha...wait a minute...where the...please God help me get through thi...butterflies, pretty butterflies....

    Oil, oh yea cars need oil. Hope that helps.
     
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  17. Where are the shrooms?
     
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  18. Specgrade

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    Wait a minute...those were shrooms????
     
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  19. Hmmm....now I know where they went. :eek::eek::eek:
     
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