Uncle Timbo the Derailer
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I understand we are about 3" above normal on rainfall for the year.... does high rainfall in the spring equate to more algae on lake Erie? Oh and speaking of slippery stuff... how would algae stack up against owl poop?
I change the owl poop every 5000 mi., if it's synthetic.
I change the owl poop every 5000 mi., if it's synthetic.
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I just started using synthetic oil and plan to change it at 5000. but mobil has a synthetic that recommends once every yr. that's what I'm changing to next time I change my oil. I don't know about the slickest substance but I've heard the slickest thing on earth is a minnows peck##.
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Fastwater - Please forgive me but.....that sounds like a yearly pedicure?
Gottagofishing - first of all, you have Gottashortenthatname. Secondly, go find some owl poo and rub it tweenstist your index finger and thumb and then get back with me. K?
Sherm - I got nuthin for you Brother.
Gottagofishing - first of all, you have Gottashortenthatname. Secondly, go find some owl poo and rub it tweenstist your index finger and thumb and then get back with me. K?
Sherm - I got nuthin for you Brother.
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Truthfully Yogi is probably the best actor there is.
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Nope Lazy 8... just a touch up.
The yearly pedicure consist of a blow torch and bolt cutters.
...and, there is not really bull semen in energy drinks.
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Erude - Boo-Boo got him beat all the way to the Ranger's Station.
F-H2O - She sounds like mine kinda gal. What's she doing with a dude like you?
I'm glad I don't have to drink those thangs. I get my buzz from Columbian coffee.
F-H2O - She sounds like mine kinda gal. What's she doing with a dude like you?
I'm glad I don't have to drink those thangs. I get my buzz from Columbian coffee.
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[QUOTE="Lazy 8, post: 2309412, member: 23354
F-H2O - She sounds like mine kinda gal. What's she doing with a dude like you?[/QUOTE]
Trade ya a couple good fishin poles for her.
And I don't know what she's doin with me...that's the same thing my girlfriend keeps asking me.
F-H2O - She sounds like mine kinda gal. What's she doing with a dude like you?[/QUOTE]
Trade ya a couple good fishin poles for her.
And I don't know what she's doin with me...that's the same thing my girlfriend keeps asking me.
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How much ground, can a ground hog, hog?
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See there...you are a prime example why Indians never have trusted the white man. Indian got screwed in the deal every time.I may wanna "hook" up with her. Cause after she reads this and drops you like a hot potato and takes you to the cleaners....I'll be fishing outta your boat with your gear!
I offered you a perfectly good trade for some fishing poles and you're already trying to figure out how to screw me over.
My boat??? FWIW...getting scalped with a sharp knife is bad enough...this Indian uses a dull one.
At this point 'Indian' does not want to make trade deal with 'pale face'.
This is what you missed out on...eat your heart out:
Speaking of scalping turkeys...turkey season comes in here in the south zone the 24th.
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i'll try to answer your question if you answer this. how much wood could a woodchuck chuck??
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A normal woodchuck can chuck 1.5 cords per week.
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it depends on how hard the ground is but on the average about an acre a day. wild hogs can hog just a little more than a domestic hog, LOL.
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ground hogs/wood chucks when found dead at the side of the road equals groundchuck.
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LOL you gotta luv that groundchuck.
put a little owl poo between them and they will still be sliding into next month.
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