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If I use oil I've extracted from black crappies, I run it about 100,000mi.
Everything else gets changed at 5000.

 

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Black crappie sound like they might be slicker than owl poop. (Might be) Owl poop is the slickest substance known to man.

Hmmm...have never played in owl poop. Will take your word for it.

 

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Happy Easter all.
He has risen!

 

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Gave the wife a pedicure the other day...burnt up my DA grinder and have to buy a new one.

 

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Fastwater - Please forgive me but.....that sounds like a yearly pedicure? .

Nope Lazy 8... just a touch up.
The yearly pedicure consist of a blow torch and bolt cutters.
...and, there is not really bull semen in energy drinks.

 

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[QUOTE="Lazy 8, post: 2309412, member: 23354

F-H2O - She sounds like mine kinda gal. What's she doing with a dude like you?[/QUOTE]

Trade ya a couple good fishin poles for her.
And I don't know what she's doin with me...that's the same thing my girlfriend keeps asking me.

 

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I may wanna "hook" up with her. Cause after she reads this and drops you like a hot potato and takes you to the cleaners....I'll be fishing outta your boat with your gear!

See there...you are a prime example why Indians never have trusted the white man. Indian got screwed in the deal every time.
I offered you a perfectly good trade for some fishing poles and you're already trying to figure out how to screw me over.
My boat??? FWIW...getting scalped with a sharp knife is bad enough...this Indian uses a dull one.
At this point 'Indian' does not want to make trade deal with 'pale face'.
This is what you missed out on...eat your heart out:

Speaking of scalping turkeys...turkey season comes in here in the south zone the 24th.

 

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LOL you gotta luv that groundchuck.

put a little owl poo between them and they will still be sliding into next month.
sherman

I'm thinking putting the owl poo between them would be considered 'sliders' wouldn't it?

That little twerp over in N. Korea is a spoiled little punk that's fixin to get his butt spanked and sent to his room.

 

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UFM82 -
Quick H2O, the little cheesey twirp from NK better hope he doesn't get introduced to Mr. Carl Vinson or any of his distinguished friends.

He's gonna keep poking the hornets nest with the stick till he gets stung real good. Hopefully China will pull a few of his feathers to settle him down a bit. If not...it's gonna get ugly.

Do Unicorns exist?

 

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Where are the shrooms?

 

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Wait a minute...those were shrooms????

Hmmm....now I know where they went.

 

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I like turtles.

Especially the chocolate ones...

Chocolate covered cherries are good too.

 

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Don't know about dog poo being good for growing grass but cow poo is.

 

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I hit a pot hole today

I try never to get that violent.

 

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[QUOTE="Lazy 8, post: 2311230, member: 23354"]Hold on there just a dog gone second, you say you got goosed by Wally while fishing with Mommy? That don't make no cents?[/QUOTE]

No Lazy...the dog isn't gone. It's at Sherman's house. He stepped in its poo.

 

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Who's on second?

No...'Who' got thrown out of the game.
For 'What'
'I Don't Know'....
...maybe for unsportsmanlike conduct.

Fresh corn on the cob is now in the stores.

 

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what's the difference in a orange?

what's purple and goes bang bang?
sherman

Ok sherman...I give up!!!
What are the answers to those riddles?

I'll take a guess at the 'purple and goes bang' .....trash dove meme on FB???...or
....this...

 

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Ate my corn the other night...was excellent.
There is no extra dollar.

This cool weather has my bones aching.

 

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If sherman only has one ear does that mean he can't hear that good?
And, how does he keep glasses on?

 

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Sherms wife said he no listen no how and he got patch over bad eye. He always talking like arg this and arg that. He funny but we love anyway.

Careful Lazy...you'd rather take a poo in momma's best fryin pan than get on the wrong side of sherm.