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Uncle Timbo the Derailer

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Lazy 8, Apr 15, 2017.

  1. Lazy 8

    Lazy 8 Seed Pimp....

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    I was going to ask a question about how far you guys go between oil changes on synthetic , but since I seem to derail everybodies topics, feel free to derail mine and talk about anything and everything you wish. Nothing is off limits. Well, let's keep it clean.
    Here's your chance, let the derailing begin.......
     
  2. If I use oil I've extracted from black crappies, I run it about 100,000mi.
    Everything else gets changed at 5000.;)
     

  3. Lazy 8

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    Black crappie sound like they might be slicker than owl poop. (Might be) Owl poop is the slickest substance known to man.
     
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  4. IDK....I hear nothing is slicker than snot on a glass door knob!!!
     
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  5. Hmmm...have never played in owl poop. Will take your word for it.
     
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  6. twistedcatfish1971

    twistedcatfish1971 Fish fire food friends family

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    Hmm...how come slick snot is sticky?
     
  7. Lazy 8

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    Me no no nothing bout no snot.
    Next time you out hunting or fishing, find you some owl poo and rub some between your index finger and thumb. You'll soon see what I mean. Pretty dang slick.

    What were we talking about anyway?
     
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  8. jray

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    Um no possum fat on a door knob definitely slicker
     
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  9. Slicker than sh!t on a soup sandwich
     
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  10. mas5588

    mas5588 Not in Kansas anymore...

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    I cut the grass yesterday. Just best the rain.
     
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  11. Lazy 8

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    I had it coming to me.
     
  12. Happy Easter all.
    He has risen! ;)
     
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  13. Lazy 8

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    Praise our Lord!
    Thank you Brother Fastwater and Brother Bobk
    Thank all the other Brothers and Sisters here!
     
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  14. Amen! He is risen indeed! As for the oil question, my Toyota calls for 10,000 on a synthetic oil change. about 10 years ago when the kids were still here and I was maintaining the fleet, I tried Amsoil. They recommended 25,000 or once a year with a filter change midway. I figured I would scrap every engine I owned but never had a bit of trouble.Not sure it was cheaper but it sure saved me alot of time!
     
  15. Lazy 8

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    Amen and thank you Brother PK!

    Back in the 70's, my best friend and I were Amzoil distributors. If we would of only stuck with it. I coulda been a zillionaire.
     
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  16. You are WRONG! Whale poop is slicker.:p
     
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  17. Lazy 8

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    Now hold your horses there drifter. I can prove that owl poop is the slickest substance known to mankind. I have a pet owl and clean up after her daily. Can you prove your theory?
     
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  18. Always told my kids and now the grandkids when they are dressed nice " they look slicker than owl sh@@"
     
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  19. UFM82

    UFM82 The one others want to be

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    Owl poop? Pretty slick stuff but Barney Rubble! Now there's an actor!
     
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  20. Lazy 8

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    Bah, Dino can act better than Barney. :)
     
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