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Ultimate Blonde Joke

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Columbusslim31, Oct 24, 2007.

  1. Columbusslim31

    Columbusslim31 Student of Finjitsu

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    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
    I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
    started."

    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
    in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He3
    studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her
    and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
    assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

    He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
    nice cup of tea, and then...." he sighed, "let's put all the Frosted Flakes
    back in the box."
     
  2. misfit

    misfit MOD SQUAD

    LMAO!!!now that is funny:D :D
     

  3. BigDaddy300

    BigDaddy300 multi species angler

    That was GRRRRRRRREAT!!! I couldn't resist!:D