Two Old Brothers

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by 1st shirt, Mar 25, 2008.

  1. Once there were two twin brothers both about 93 years old. One came home one day and said he met a 17 year old girl, they were in love and were going to get married. He wanted his twin brother to be his best man. Well his brother was furious, and said "Are you crazy? You can 't marry a 17 yr. old girl. That would make no sense." The love struck brother said I don't care, I love her and I'm going to marry her. The other brother made one last attempt to convince his brother not to marry. He said "If you marry that girl it could mean instant death. Do you really want that?" The groom to be simply :p said "Well if She Dies, She Dies".