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Two Indians & a Hillbilly

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Corey, May 6, 2004.

  1. Corey

    Corey OGF Team-Charter Member

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    Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods. All of a sudden
    one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
    "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened
    very closely until he heard an answer,
    "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
    He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
    The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all
    about. Was the other Indian crazy or what?
    "No," said the first Indian. "It is our custom during mating season when
    Indian men see a cave, they holler 'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the
    opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there
    waiting to mate."
    Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up to the opening of the cave, stopped and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
    Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo!Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
    The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then
    he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of
    the huge opening, he was thinking,
    "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the
    Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!"
    He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
    "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
    He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the
    answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO!WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"
    With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the
    cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
    The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read: ....

    NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN :D
     
  2. catfishhunter1

    catfishhunter1 Doc's personal net boy

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  3. I guess that what they say getting rode hard means
     
  4. katfish

    katfish Cats are where it's at!

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    All untrue!!

    Headline:

    Train Derailed by Large Hard Object
     
  5. Ruminator

    Ruminator TeamOGF

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    Isn't that, "rode hard and put up wet"? I remember from growing up and having my own horse through high school.;)