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Two doctors and an HMO manager...

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by steelmagoo, Jul 8, 2005.

  1. steelmagoo

    steelmagoo Enjigneer

    Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.

    One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a Pediatric spine surgeon and helped kids overcome their deformities." St. Peter said, "You may enter."

    The second doctor said, "I was a psychiatrist. I helped people rehabilitate themselves." St. Peter invited him into heaven, too.

    The third applicant stepped forward and said, "I was an HMO manager. I helped people get cost-effective health care." St. Peter said, "You can come in also."

    But as the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter added, "You may stay for three days. After that you know where you can go..."
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