True Love?

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Columbusslim31, Jul 9, 2008.

  1. Columbusslim31

    Columbusslim31 Student of Finjitsu

    An elderly gent was invited to an old friends' home for dinner one

    He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his
    with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart,
    Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and,
    they were still very much in love.

    While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his
    host, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still
    call your wife those loving pet names.' The old man hung his head. 'I
    have to tell you the truth,' he said, 'Her name slipped my mind about
    years ago and I'm scared to death to ask her what it is!'