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Tough old cowboy

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Ol' Whiskers, Feb 28, 2005.

  1. A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live
    a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his
    oatmeal every morning.

    The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of 110. He left 4
    children, 20 grandchildren, 30 great-grandchildren, 10
    great-great-grand-children and a fifty-foot hole where the crematorium
    used to be.