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Top reasons to own a handgun

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by captnroger, Feb 4, 2005.

  1. captnroger

    captnroger OGF Webmaster

    Ladies, please don't be offended! ;)

    Top 10 Reasons Why Some Men Prefer Guns Over Women
    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
    #9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
    #8. If you admire a friend’s handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
    #7. Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you keep another handgun for backup.
    #6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
    #5. A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
    #4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
    #3. A handgun doesn’t ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
    #2. A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
    And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman,
    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.
     
    Last edited: Apr 30, 2015
  2. DaleM

    DaleM Original OGF Staff Member

    Now, I can relate to those Roger :D
     

  3. ncraft150

    ncraft150 Buckeye-Basser

    I like #1. I point the tv remote at my wife and try to turn the volume down or hit the off button. It never works, LOL
     
  4. catlover

    catlover Banned

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    Good one. Good to see people notice my posts(as in look 8 items down).
    Catz