Top reasons to own a handgun

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by captnroger, Feb 4, 2005.

  1. captnroger

    captnroger OGF Webmaster

    Ladies, please don't be offended! ;)

    Top 10 Reasons Why Some Men Prefer Guns Over Women
    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
    #9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
    #8. If you admire a friend’s handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
    #7. Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you keep another handgun for backup.
    #6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
    #5. A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
    #4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
    #3. A handgun doesn’t ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
    #2. A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
    And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman,
    Last edited: Apr 30, 2015
  2. DaleM

    DaleM Original OGF Staff Member

    Now, I can relate to those Roger :D

  3. ncraft150

    ncraft150 Buckeye-Basser

    I like #1. I point the tv remote at my wife and try to turn the volume down or hit the off button. It never works, LOL
  4. catlover

    catlover Banned

    Good one. Good to see people notice my posts(as in look 8 items down).