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Top 10 reasons you might be a REDNECK fisherman if-

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by mrm123, Aug 2, 2004.

  1. 10. You keep bait in your refrigerator. 9. Your raising catfish in your bathtub. 8. You've been to the emergency room to have a fish hook removed. 7.You comb your hair with a fish scaler. 6. You fly fish with real flies. 5. Your favorite seafood is hushpuppies. 4. You have more fish on your walls than pictures. 3.Your boat is on cement blocks. 2. You use your fishing license as a form of ID. 1. You have your picture taken with other peoples fish.
     
  2. stilesp

    stilesp Fishin Alum

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    I think #8 should be changed

    You've had several hooks impale you but have never been to the emergency room. Pliers for fish, Pliers for people.
     

  3. Fastlane

    Fastlane Fishless as usual

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    Hey Traphunter, read number one!!! LOL
     
  4. Procraftboats21

    Procraftboats21 Original OGF Member

  5. Flipp

    Flipp Bass Chaser

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    Good One Man
     
  6. traphunter

    traphunter Guest

    LOL that is me :) , I got some more

    10. In high school you were voted "most likely to fish from a bridge"
    9. You enjoy playing with the bait more than you like to fish
    8.You buy groceries, bait, and lottery tickets at the same place
    7.You've taken a Date to the bass pro shops
    6.Your bass boat has been envolved in a police chase
    5. You have ever been to drunk to fish
    4.Your licence plate frame mentions fishing
    3.You stock your above ground pool
    2.You clean your fish more than you clean your house

    1. YOUVE EVER USED A FISHING BOAT TO HAUL LUMBER!!
     
  7. Haha, whats even more funny than these jokes is the fact than many of them are true for me lol.
     
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