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Tonites' top ten list...

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by catlover, Jan 31, 2005.

  1. catlover

    catlover Banned

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    Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women

    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

    #6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.
     
  2. skipjack11

    skipjack11 retread member

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    You start out with a 22 and end up with a 45 with a mean kick and a hair trigger. :eek: :D :D