tomato garden

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by boatnut, Jun 5, 2008.

  1. Tomato Garden
    An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
    tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His
    only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
    wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

    Dear Vincent,
    I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant
    my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
    garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know
    you would be happy to dig the plot for me. Love, Dad

    A few days later he received a letter from his son.

    Dear Dad,
    Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie

    At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
    up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the
    old man and left.

    That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

    Dear Dad,
    Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under
    the circumstances.

    Love you, Vinnie
  2. Fishman

    Fishman Catch bait???

    haha nice one