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Tide. It Works Great

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Phil Carver, Dec 16, 2004.

  1. Phil Carver

    Phil Carver Team Bass Xtreme

    Dear Tide:

    I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have!

    I've used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told
    me it was the best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I
    find it even better!
    In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white
    blouse.
    My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how
    clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

    One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my
    white blouse.
    I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just
    wouldn't come out.

    After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid
    Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all
    of the stains came out!

    In fact, the stains came out so well, that the detectives who came by
    yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and
    then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered
    a suspect in the disappearance of my husband

    What a relief.

    I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.

    Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people..

    Signed,
    A relieved menopausal wife