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Think your having a bad day?

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by DaleM, Jul 11, 2004.

  1. DaleM

    DaleM Original OGF Staff Member

    Having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...

    The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill
    in Alaska was $80,000.
    At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being
    released back into the wild amid cheers
    and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale
    ate them both.

    Still think you are having a bad day?

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
    frantically,almost in a dancing frenzy,
    with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.
    Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
    current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in
    two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his
    Walkman.

    STILL think you're having a bad day?

    Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs
    to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany.
    Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken
    fence, stampeding madly.
    The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

    What?! STILL having a bad day??

    Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
    It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it.
    Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
    There now, feeling better?
     
  2. DavidWS10

    DavidWS10 Bankless Boat Trash

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    I think it is going to be a bad day when I go to leave for work, and out on my front porch waiting for me is Dan Rather and the 60 Minutes crew.
     

  3. LakeRaider

    LakeRaider EEEEEK!

    Jerry Springer calls to tell you your wife wants to tell you something on his show! Meet Bubba! Bwahahahahhahaha! Raider<><>
     
  4. A while back i was off with a back injury and watched Jerry springer during the day. My wife asked me what i would do if she ever asked me to go on the show. I told her 25 to life if they caught me.
    ..
    Huntinbull