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Things to do to break the boredom

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Worm Drowner, Apr 26, 2004.

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    10. Secretly replace the baby's formula
    with Folger's Crystals.

    9. Get a couple of old refrigerator boxes
    and paint them up to look like a toll booth.
    Set it up on your favorite street corner
    and watch the quarters roll in.

    8. Make yourself up like you've been in
    a horrible, mutilating accident, then go to
    the emergency room of the nearest hospital.

    7. Call the Microsoft Support Line and
    insist on speaking directly to Bill Gates.
    Tell them that MS-DOS was your idea and
    you demand royalties.

    6. Two words: Cherry Bomb.

    5. Make two dinner reservations at the
    finest restaurant you can find, then dress
    yourself and a goat in tuxedos. When the
    Management refuses you service, insist
    that the animal is a seeing-eye goat.
    For added effect, feed the goat a few
    boxes of EX-LAX before you arrive.

    4. Join the Ku Klux Klan and when you
    find out where the next cross-burning will
    be held, invite 70-80 of your best, biggest
    and strongest African-American friends.
    Have them remove their sheets at a
    predetermined moment.

    3. Order a pizza and tell them to "hold"
    the crust.

    2. Tape computer boards and cards all
    over your body and walk around the streets
    screaming, "I'M STEVE AUSTIN, THE SIX
    MILLION DOLLAR MAN!!!"

    1. Crochet' a doiley!.
     
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