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The way men and women see things

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by DaleM, Apr 28, 2004.

  1. DaleM

    DaleM Original OGF Staff Member

    My wife sent me this, does make sence to me :D

    > > How Male and Female Definitions Differ
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    > > >Female......Any part under a car's hood.
    > > >Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
    > > >
    > > >2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
    > > >Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
    > > >Male..........Playing football without a cup.
    > > >
    > > >3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    > > >Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
    > > partner.
    > > >Male...........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with
    > > the
    > > >boys.
    > > >
    > > >4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)
    > > >Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
    > > >Male...........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this
    > > one.
    > > >
    > > >5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment)
    > > >Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
    > > >Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
    > > >
    > > >6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens)
    > > >Female......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
    > > >Male...........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male
    > > bonding.
    > > >
    > > >7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv)
    > > >Female......The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
    > > >Male...........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.
    > > >
    > > >8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl)
    > > >Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    > > >Male...........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every
    > > night
     
  2. catking

    catking Banned

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    Alot of truths in there :D CATKING
     

  3. Fishman

    Fishman Catch bait???

    so very very true
     
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