a guy had just been seated at the restraunt, when a lovely red head was seated right across from him. wanted to say something to her but was just too shy. as he was staring she sneezed and her glass eye flew out right at him. he caught it and brought it over to her. 'i'm so embarassed" she said. "don't be" he replied. "would your care to join me for dinner?" he asked. "why not" she answered. she did, and they a wonderful time. the conversation was good and they decided to continue their discussion at the nearby bar. one thing lead to another and they ended up spending the night at her house. the next morning she fixed him breakfast. as far as he was concerned, it was perfect. he was impressed. so he says to her "are you this nice to all the men you meet?" "no" she says "you just happen to catch my eye"