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The Perfect Husband

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by ShoreBoundOne, Jul 9, 2004.

  1. ShoreBoundOne

    ShoreBoundOne lengthy Member

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    > Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
    >
    > A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
    > speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops
    > to listen.
    >
    > MAN: "Hello"
    >
    > WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    >
    > MAN: "Yes"
    >
    > WOMAN: "I ' m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
    >
    > It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
    >
    > MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
    >
    > WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
    > 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
    >
    > MAN: "How much?"
    >
    > WOMAN: "$60,000"
    >
    > MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    >
    > WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last
    > year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000.! "
    >
    > MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
    > $900,000."
    >
    > WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
    >
    > MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
    >
    > The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room look at him in
    > astonishment.
    >
    > Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

    :D Mitch
     
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