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The Old Man's Pond

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Fastlane, Dec 18, 2004.

  1. Fastlane

    Fastlane Fishless as usual

    An old farmer in Kansas had owned a large farm for several years. He had a
    large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and
    some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for
    swimming when it was built.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been
    there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to
    bring back some fruit.

    As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As
    he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his
    pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
    end of the pond.

    One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

    The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked
    or make you get out of the pond naked."

    Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

    Moral: An old man can still have fun even after he retires.
  2. catking

    catking Banned

    Great one Thomas.......... :D ............. CK