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The good Ol days!

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Darwin, Apr 5, 2005.

  1. Darwin

    Darwin If your gonna be a bear..

    This has been around for some time but it is very true!

    TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!


    First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they
    carried us.


    They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing and didn't get tested for diabetes.



    Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored
    lead-based paints.


    We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we
    rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took
    hitchhiking.



    As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.



    Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.



    We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.



    We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE
    actually died from this.



    We ate cupcakes, bread and butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but
    we weren't overweight because WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!


    We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back
    when the streetlights came on.



    No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.


    We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down
    the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the
    bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem!



    We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no
    99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell
    phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat
    rooms..........WE HAD! FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!



    We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no
    lawsuits from these accidents.


    We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate watermelon seeds and although we
    were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did we grow watermelons in our stomachs.

    We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang
    the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!



    Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't
    had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!


    The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They
    actually sided with the law!



    This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers
    and inventors ever!



    The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.



    We had freedom, failure, success and

    responsibility , and we learned HOW TO
    DEAL WITH IT ALL!



    And YOU are one of them! CONGRATULATIONS!



    You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as
    kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own
    good.



    Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!