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The gift!

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by DaleM, Aug 31, 2004.

  1. DaleM

    DaleM Original OGF Staff Member

    A man walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer
    lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range
    from $250 to $500 in price, the sheerer, the higher the price. He opts
    for the sheerest item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.
    He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
    model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's
    so sheer
    that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling
    naked,
    return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."
    So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
    The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at
    least iron it!"
    He never heard the shot......
    Funeral services are pending.
     
  2. Darwin

    Darwin If your gonna be a bear..

    Good One!! I Choked On My Water! :d
     

  3. captnroger

    captnroger OGF Webmaster

    oh the ladies in the house must be loving us today :D