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The first day of school

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Fish2day, Aug 11, 2008.

  1. Fish2day

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    The First Day of School 30 Years Ago and Today

    THIRTY YEARS AGO: Miss Lichtig receives an apple from an anonymous
    student and shows it to her fellow teachers.
    TODAY: Ms. Lichtig receives a package from an anonymous student and
    shows it to the bomb squad.
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    THIRTY YEARS AGO: Ed Navis, the class clown, is caught reading
    Playboy.
    TODAY: Mrs. McMahon, the art teacher, is caught posing for Playboy.
    --
    THIRTY YEARS AGO: Nurse Dweezel treats the fifth grade's first case
    of whooping cough.
    TODAY: Nurse Dweezel treats the fifth grade's first case of morning
    sickness.
    --
    THIRTY YEARS AGO: students find mercury, lead and cobalt on the
    periodic table.
    TODAY: students find mercury, lead and cobalt in the drinking water.
    --
    THIRTY YEARS AGO: each class begins with "Show and Tell."
    TODAY: each class begins with "Search and Frisk."
    --
    THIRTY YEARS AGO: ninth grader Clyde Kelly is caught cheating on a
    pop quiz.
    TODAY: ninth grader Scott Kelly is caught cheating on his common-law
    wife.