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The duck.

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Row v. Wade, Mar 3, 2005.

  1. A man walks in his house with a duck under his arm. He looks at his wife and says "this is my pig". The wife says "honey, thats a duck" The husband says "I was talking to the duck"

    Funeral arrangements for the husband are pending.
     
  2. steelmagoo

    steelmagoo Enjigneer

    lol
    That's gotta be Rodney Dangerfield, who probably stole it from Henny Youngman. :)
     

  3. That is the clean version of the joke.
     
  4. DaleM

    DaleM Original OGF Staff Member

    Still funny. I've heard both of them. Thanks for the laugh.