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The Curse

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Worm Drowner, May 12, 2004.

  1. Worm Drowner

    Worm Drowner Banned

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    An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can
    remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last
    40 years.
    The Wizard says "Maybe, but you will have to tell me
    the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
    The old man says without hesitation,
    "I now pronounce you man and wife."
     
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  2. DavidWS10

    DavidWS10 Bankless Boat Trash

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    I first thought this was about Catking and his notorious curse.
     

  3. catking

    catking Banned

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    But it is David, IT IS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: DA KING !!!
     
  4. flathunter

    flathunter Mellons mentor

    Uh Oh, better not let the wife see this King!
     
  5. catking

    catking Banned

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    I wear the freakin pants in my house Jackson......when the wife lets me :D THE CATKING !!!
     
  6. "DAKING" can go fishin when ever he wants, .... to sleep on the couch.

    Slip
     
  7. catking

    catking Banned

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    DA KING !!! doesn't nap anymore :cool: I'm up at 0500 hours and in bed by1100 hours :cool: That's an 18 hour day to you catman that are still trying to count this up............... :cool: DA KING !!!
     
  8. Portage Lakes

    Portage Lakes OGF Member

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    Catking, just because you brought up counting, by my math you are only up 6 hours since 0500-1100 is only 6 hours but I am sure you meant you were up to 2300 hours, lol. ;) :) :D
     
  9. catking

    catking Banned

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    Don't know what to say there Portage Lake- except that it took 4 freakin days for somebody to see this :rolleyes: I was just testing all the members................. :rolleyes: .............. :D DA KING !!!
     
  10. catking

    catking Banned

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    Make that 3 days........I guess I really am a catman :D ...DA KING !!!
     
  11. flathunter

    flathunter Mellons mentor

    King you are just a wannabe carper, you are a catman to the core! :D
     
  12. H2O Mellon

    H2O Mellon Hangin' With My Gnomies

    The few, the proud, the FISHLESS, the cat men!
     
  13. Speak for yourself old buddy :D :D Had the curse once, don't wanna go there again.

    Slip
     
  14. H2O Mellon

    H2O Mellon Hangin' With My Gnomies

    I think my curse is fatal. I guess I cant catch fish if I dont go though! I need to get out I guess.
     
  15. flathunter

    flathunter Mellons mentor

    I have developed a phobia about cattin, I am afraid to go cause I know I will get skunked..Have not been out in two weeks, hopefully I can go the rest of the year without catfishing!
     
  16. mrfishohio

    mrfishohio Recovering Fishaholic

    You have to sleep ?? What kind of catter are you ??
    Yada, yada.note post time... :confused:
     
  17. catking

    catking Banned

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    Yea, yea, yea, my post time isn't right :rolleyes: DA KING !!!