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Thank You Medicare

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by truck, Aug 31, 2004.

  1. A Florida couple,Irving and Sadi,both well into their 80s go to a sex therapist's office.The doctor asks,"What can I do for you?"
    Irving ask,"will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

    The doctor raises both eyebrows,but he is so amazed thet such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice thet he agrees.When the couple finishes,the doctor says,"There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse."He thanks them for coming,he wishes them good luck,he charges them $50.00 and says good-bye.

    The next week,however,the couple returns and ask the sex therapist to watch again.The therapist is a bit puzzled,but agrees.This happens several weeks in a row.The couple makes an appointment,has intercourse with no problems,pays the doctor,then leave.

    Finally,after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine,the doctor says,"I'm sorry,but I have to ask.Just what are you trying to find out?"

    Irving replies,"Look Doc,we're not trying to find out anything.She's married and we can't go to her house.I'm married and we can't go to my house.The Holiday Inn charges $98.00.The Hilton charges $139.We do it here for $50.00,and I get $43.00 back from Medicare! :D :D
     

  2. OOOOOoooooo...K!!!! Good One!!!!!!! ;)
     
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  3. Phil Carver

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