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Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by fish4wall, Apr 18, 2008.

  1. #10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.

    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN