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Suspecting Wife

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Walter Adkins, Aug 26, 2004.

  1. A wife that is suspecting her husband of cheating calls home.
    A woman answers
    Wife: Who is this?
    The woman answers: I am the maid.
    Wife: Maid I do not have a maid. Who hired you?
    Maid: The master of the house I just started this morning.
    Wife: Where is my husband?
    Maid: He is in the bedroom with whom I thought was the Lady of the house.
    Wife: Do you whant to make $50,000.00.
    Maid: Yes, what do I have to do?
    Wife: In the desk there is a gun. Take it and shoot him.
    Foot steeps going away. Two shots. More foot steeps.
    Maid: Now what?
    Wife: Take his body and put it in the pool.
    Maid: What pool? There is no pool here.
    Wife: This is 897-5431?
    Maid: No
    Click dial tone

  2. catking

    catking Banned

    That is a good one.......... DA KING !!! :D
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