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suprise dinner

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by shake n bake, Apr 30, 2005.

  1. A couple decide to go for a meal and after some deliberation decide on
    their local Chinese restaurant. They peruse the menu and finally agree to
    share the chef's special 'Chinese Surprise'.

    The waiter brings over the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

    Just as the wife is about to start in on the meal, the lid of the pot rises
    by a tiny amount and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around
    before the lid slams back down.

    'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband.

    He hasn't so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again
    the lid rises, and he sees two beady little eyes looking around before it
    firmly slams back down.

    Rather perturbed he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and
    demands an explanation.

    'Well sir', says the waiter, 'What did you order?'

    'We both chose the same', he replies, 'the Chinese Surprise'

    'Oh I do apologise, this is my fault' says the waiter. 'I've brought you
    the Peeking duck' ;)