stupid redneck? think not!

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by boatnut, Jul 29, 2008.

  1. Stupid Redneck? Think not!
    A Redneck from Alabama walked into a bank in New York City and asked for
    the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to
    Bakersfield on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000, and
    that he was not a depositor of the bank.

    The Bank Officer told him that the bank would need some security for the
    loan so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was
    parked on the street in front of the bank. The Redneck produced the
    title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the
    car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12%
    interest. Later the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good
    laugh at the Redneck from the south using a $250,000 Ferrari as
    collateral for a $5000 loan. An employee of the bank drove the the
    Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it. Two weeks
    later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 loan and the interest of
    $23.07.

    The loan officer said "Sir, we are very happy to have your business, and
    the transaction has worked out nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
    While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
    multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you borrow $5,000?"

    The Alabama Redneck replied,"Where else in New York City, could I park
    my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I
    return?"