Or should I say "non-stick" problem? I bought a new kayak made of polyethylene and nothing sticks to it. I am trying to place the boat registration numbers on it and the stickers will not hold. The square registration sticker is on (good enough I hope, I have this bad feeling it will fall off too). Should I paint them on? Will paint stick to this stuff? Anyone run into this problem or have any suggestions? An entire other story could be the rip off state of Ohio government forcing us to have these things licensed, they're just 9 foot pieces of plastic!!